Turns out I am feeling pretty serious about this venture. I woke up a little early this morning, drove to my office, and jogged around the pond/lake behind my office. I figure it is about one mile per lap and I made it for four laps this morning. It was cooler than normal out and I missed any rain, which made it nice to jog in.
There wasn't anything especially eventful about this morning's run except for a pair of geese and their young gaggle. The two adult geese managed to hiss at me and chase me for a few steps each lap, which drove home the fact even more how much I hate the species I call sky carp. These two geese must know how much I hate the city species. I know the stupid foul isn't going to hurt me, but they annoy the crap out of me and I get sick of side stepping their piles of fertilzer on the path each morning.
I decided as a second gig that I would like to become a goose sniper for any metro city or county that would hire me. Heck, I will do it for free, just make it legal. Day or night, I would like to be the guy that is responsible for ridding our suburban communities of these filthy birds. I would gladly donate the meat to the local food shelf, so if there are any local mayors or county commissioners reading this and feel my services could be of value, feel free to call me on my cell. I will be at home cleaning my Ruger.
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